Wing Night

Ceremonial and sacred evening during which many chicken wings will be eaten by a gathering of gluttonous friends.

Each step of the preparation and consumption of the wing night is carefully orchestrated and held holy. Deviation from tradition (i.e. inviting your girlfriend, not eating 'til breathing is difficult, leaving early, not toasting the first wing, not getting everyone a beer when you get up, bringing not-wing food to the gathering, de-winging during the meal) is strictly forbidden.

The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night are blue cheese dressing, celery sticks and beer - lots and lots of beer.

Tonight there will be a wing night. God be praised, tonight will be a glorious night. Tomorrow I'm not looking forward to as much, but it's worth it.